Hot Lunch

by Rich Airchess

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about

Rich Airchess's third Earth album...and it's a deuce!

credits

released June 10, 2012

Rich Airchess: Vocals, Guitar
Bonnie Snarl: Good Bass
Death Donkey: Drums
Mrs. Roastelk: Keys
Preacher Choirshits: Extra Shit

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about

Rich Airchess Gainesville, Florida

Rich Airchess is a sexy space alien from the planet Mutorcs. Rich's entire catalog is a hearty blend of dick jokes, real-live farts, weed references, and his uncontrollable lust for obese earth women.
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Track Name: S That D Tonight
Suck me stupid, suck me smart.
Suck my asshole while my dick farts.
Track Name: I Must Take a Shit Very, Very, VERY Soon
Hey, I have to take a shit.
I have to take a shit ... right-motherfucking-now.

(Based on a true story)
Track Name: I Fart When I Jizz
Every time I jizz, I fart at the same time.
My nutsack is in cahoots with my intestine.
Every time I jizz, I fart simultaneously.
My peehole and my butthole ejaculate simultaneously.
Track Name: I Ate 300 Shrimp and Shit Out a Lobster
I stuck my dick in the cocktail sauce.
They said, "I couldn't do that in a restaurant."
I went down to the salad bar and I tossed her.
I ate 300 shrimp and I shit out a lobster.
Track Name: Gang Bang Train
Hey, everybody, get on up.
Get on up and get on the train.
Everybody get on the Gang Bang Train.
Track Name: I Put the Funk in Erectile Disfunktion
I put the funk in erectile dysfunction.
Tonight my dick's gonna have an eruption.
It's time to jizz; it's time for some nuttin'.
It's time for my dick to go to work, so let's go and punch in.

My hairy nightstick's gonna give you a concussion.
I got a gonzo and I didn't do no flushin'.
When my dick sings to you, you're gonna be blushin'.
At 69 o'clock, the jizz will gushin'.
My D and your butthole should definitely be touchin.'
Track Name: Every Time You Take a Shit an Angel Gets Its Wings
So fill your plate, go back for fourths.
The bigger the dump, the bigger the wings.
So eat a ton of pork and take out your ass cork.

Fill that toilet with Christmas cheer.
Keep a cinnamon broom nearby.
Every time you take a dump, an angel will fly.
Track Name: Penis-Eating Raptor
I'm a penis-eating raptor.
I'm a raptor that eats penises.
You may think penii is the correct vocabulary,
But actually "penises" is.
Track Name: My Anus Needs CPR
My butthole needs CPR.
I'm not gonna make it very far.
It needs some juice to come back to life.
Sorry, but I didn't have time to wipe.
Track Name: Tweed
T-W-EE-D
I neva knew that you smoked tweed.
Tweed is a vegetable that smells really nice.
If you smoke tweed, you feel good.
Track Name: Yes Fat Chicks!
My lust for pudge is a wide canyon.
Longing to be filled with the fatty bosom of a 420-pound erotic hippo-woman.

I baste my ping in ebola butter,
And they lick away at it all day.
And I think that's okay!