Songs in the Key of 8​=​=​=​=​=​D

by Rich Airchess

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A comedic-yet-cataclysmic movement through the universe's bowels.

In this installment, Rich decides to settle down permanently on planet Earth ... But why did he he flee planet Mutorcs to begin with? The revelation exposes a side of Rich that is darker than a moose's B-hole.

Please smoke a weed and drink 10 beers to maximize listening pleasure.

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released July 16, 2013

Rich Airchess - Drums, Bass, Guitar, Vocals
Mrs. Roastelk - Piano, Keyboards&Synths, Melodica, Vocals

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Rich Airchess Gainesville, Florida

Rich Airchess is a sexy space alien from the planet Mutorcs. Rich's entire catalog is a hearty blend of dick jokes, real-live farts, weed references, and his uncontrollable lust for obese earth women.
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Track Name: Blowjob City
I had to rest my dilapidated dick.
I needed a place for my penis to stick ... permanently.

Blowjob City is the place for me.
Blowjob City is the place I wanna go.
Blowjob City is just my style.
I think I'll stay in Blowjob City for a while.
Track Name: What's This Dog Shit Doing Here?
The asshole at the gas station wouldn't sell the dog a beer.
Dog: "Even though I'm well over 21, if you count in dog years."

I felt bad for the dog, so I bought him a steel reserve.
He said, "I'm a bad dog, I do not deserve that."
I wasn't quite sure what he meant 'til he got drunk and he bit my dick.
Now my dick has rabies.
Track Name: Weed and Beer
All this gas coming out of my ass.
All this shit coming out of my dick.
All this piss coming out of my eel.
When I jizz, it has a good feel.

Weed is good for you
And good for all the little kids, too.
Smoking weed helps you do well in school.

I need weed and beer all the time.
I need beer and weed or I'll die.
I need Trevor to vaporize.
I need to funnel a Dogfish Head 120-Minute IPA into my asshole.
Track Name: 69 Upper Deckers
Why is diarrhea so hard to spell?
Why is diarrhea so good to smell?
I want diarrhea for Hanukkah.
I want to fuck every hole in a harmonica.
Track Name: Every Day Is Blowjob Day
Every day is blowjob day!

And also llamadong.