Songs in the Key of 8=====D

by Rich Airchess

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1.	Turdfucker 01:42		buy track
2.	Blowjob City 02:06	lyrics	buy track
I had to rest my dilapidated dick. I needed a place for my penis to stick ... permanently. Blowjob City is the place for me. Blowjob City is the place I wanna go. Blowjob City is just my style. I think I'll stay in Blowjob City for a while.
3.	What's This Dog Shit Doing Here? 02:26	lyrics	buy track
The asshole at the gas station wouldn't sell the dog a beer. Dog: "Even though I'm well over 21, if you count in dog years." I felt bad for the dog, so I bought him a steel reserve. He said, "I'm a bad dog, I do not deserve that." I wasn't quite sure what he meant 'til he got drunk and he bit my dick. Now my dick has rabies.
4.	I Wrote This Song While i Take a Shit 02:20	info	buy track
5.	Weed and Beer 01:31	lyrics	buy track
All this gas coming out of my ass. All this shit coming out of my dick. All this piss coming out of my eel. When I jizz, it has a good feel. Weed is good for you And good for all the little kids, too. Smoking weed helps you do well in school. I need weed and beer all the time. I need beer and weed or I'll die. I need Trevor to vaporize. I need to funnel a Dogfish Head 120-Minute IPA into my asshole.
6.	Grandma Don't Want No Fuckin Crusty-Ass Cookies 01:32		buy track
7.	Dance Your Dick Off Please 01:57		buy track
8.	Mr. Sock Has Crusty Poo-Poo 01:28		buy track
9.	FUCK! 01:40		buy track
10.	Mrs. Roastelk Sings the S-hits 00:59	info	buy track
11.	69 Upper Deckers 01:53	lyrics	buy track
Why is diarrhea so hard to spell? Why is diarrhea so good to smell? I want diarrhea for Hanukkah. I want to fuck every hole in a harmonica.
12.	Every Day Is Blowjob Day 02:30	lyrics	buy track
Every day is blowjob day! And also llamadong.
13.	CRUSTOPOLIS WILL RISE AGAIN 04:32	info	buy track

about

A comedic-yet-cataclysmic movement through the universe's bowels.

In this installment, Rich decides to settle down permanently on planet Earth ... But why did he he flee planet Mutorcs to begin with? The revelation exposes a side of Rich that is darker than a moose's B-hole.

Please smoke a weed and drink 10 beers to maximize listening pleasure.