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by Rich Airchess

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released November 12, 2010

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Rich Airchess Gainesville, Florida

Rich Airchess is a sexy space alien from the planet Mutorcs. Rich's entire catalog is a hearty blend of dick jokes, real-live farts, weed references, and his uncontrollable lust for obese earth women.
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Track Name: Suck My Dick (the Rich Airchess Anthem)
Hey everybody, I'm Rich Airchess.
Hey phat ladies, show me your chest, show me your asshole.
if you're a dude, give me all your money -- if you don't have any then go find somebody to suck my dick.

I'm Dick Airchess, suck my dick.
I'm a big fucking rock star, suck my dick.
Track Name: I Took a Shit in the River and Watched the Fish Turn Brown
I took a shit in the river and watched the fish turn brown.

A large mouth bass got a taste of my ass.
A big fucking trout got a turd in his mouth.
Track Name: Egg Fart Nasal Spray
Who fucking farted? It smells like an egg.
Who fucking farted? It smells like someone fucking took a shit.

Who the fuck just farted, I can taste it in my mouth.
Who the fuck just farted, it tastes like someone shit inside my mouth!

My butthole is itching, it's got a lot of crust. I guess I'll just keep itching and fart out all the dust. When I fart the earthquakes; lots of people die. It causes global warming. It smells like someone took a fucking shit; it smells like someone was buttfucking.

Went to church on Sunday and farted in the wine. The preacher winked at me and said,

"I do it all the time."

Then he sucked on my dick in front of Sunday mass. Everyone applauded and farted out their assholes and then it smelled like someone took a fucking shit.

Fart.
Track Name: Pinch & Roll
If your dick itches, then scratch it!
If your dick itches, then scratch it to the bone!
If your dick itches, then scratch that shit.
Scratch it till it bleeds!
Track Name: A Letter to Richard
Dear Dick, how are you?
Deer dick soup.

Suck on my balls.
Track Name: Smelly Richard
I really miss the way my dick smell when it came out of
(You) miss the way my dick smell too.

I really miss the way my dick smell getting lubed up by you.
Come and give my dick a chew.

He had such an odiferous dick!
Track Name: Smelly Richard Reprise
Eep be da da doo, bap ba da da da
Track Name: Mad Skwerlz
Mad squirrels are chewing on my nuts.
Mad squirrels are ripping out my guts.
The mad skwerlz are coming.

Mad squirrels are biting my scrotum.
They think that I have acorns in my scrotum.
The mad skwerlz are coming.

We are penis eating squirrels.
If you have a dick we'll probably bite it off.
The mad skwerlz are coming.