I farted in Norway. My anus melted the snow. My butthole quivered in the cold.
A wolf must have smelled my musk, cuz he started sniffing my ass and licking my butthole right on the hole, touching my butthole with his cold nose.
I farted in his mouth and filled him full of gas.
I'd twice now farted in Norway, I had one more to go. If you fart three times in Norway, they cut off your dick.
I shouldn't have eaten those eggs, they always make me fart all day. I blew a blast out of my ass and farted Norway away. I didn't have to get my dick chopped off so i went home and i jacked my dick off.
