Who fucking farted? It smells like an egg.
Who fucking farted? It smells like someone fucking took a shit.
Who the fuck just farted, I can taste it in my mouth.
Who the fuck just farted, it tastes like someone shit inside my mouth!
My butthole is itching, it's got a lot of crust. I guess I'll just keep itching and fart out all the dust. When I fart the earthquakes; lots of people die. It causes global warming. It smells like someone took a fucking shit; it smells like someone was buttfucking.
Went to church on Sunday and farted in the wine. The preacher winked at me and said,
"I do it all the time."
Then he sucked on my dick in front of Sunday mass. Everyone applauded and farted out their assholes and then it smelled like someone took a fucking shit.