I was taking a piss inside a beehive, there was nowhere else to go. I was pissing with a boner so it was coming out real slow.
i guess the bees were bothered with the salty smell of my piss...the queen flew up my dickhole while the rest of them stung the shit out of my dick.
the attack was completely uncalled for, i had come in peace. so i started wacking them with my dick and i killed the whole damn hive. then a grizzly bear licked my dick clean.
now whenever i tried to jizz i squirt out honey and bees. a killer bee laid it's god damn eggs in my nutsack!
